We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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