3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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