OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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