Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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