I'm laying in your front yard are you home
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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