it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
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