I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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