i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Randomize