I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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