Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Randomize
