love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
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Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
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I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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