ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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