I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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