hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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