Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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