So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
she smelled like a LAN party
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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