its not stalking. its research.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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