I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
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Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
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Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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