He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
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Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
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Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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