So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
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I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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