tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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