Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
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I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
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Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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