Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize
