that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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