Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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