I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
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Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
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I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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