so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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