How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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