Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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