ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
We were destined to go to rehab together
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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