I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
This show inspires me to have sex in space
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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