yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
