We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
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underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
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He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
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So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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