would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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