Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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