i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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