Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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