hotel room ftw
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
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I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
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I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Never joke about your clitoris.
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