He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
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so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
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Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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