I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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