Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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