I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
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just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
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I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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