this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
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And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
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I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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