i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
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I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
NoShamevember. You game?
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I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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