I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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