i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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