So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
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you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
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Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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