I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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