what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
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dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
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So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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