i may or may not be watching the land before time
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
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we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
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IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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