we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
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Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
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Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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