someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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