I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.