He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
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We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
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That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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